Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
What most people consider as virtue, when you reach middle age, is simply a loss of energy.
Inside every middle-aged person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Middle age is when you turn off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
When you reach middle age you can't do anything every day.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
The first sign of middle age is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
Middle age is always fifteen years older than you are.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.